You probably didn't hear it here first...

...but this weekend, Paramount officially announced the complete Twin Peaks box-set, 10-discs of dancing midgets, cotton drape-runners, talking logs, and the finest way to dispose of your cherry stem. The set will include both the original and international versions of the pilot (finally) and both seasons. After years of waiting, you can finally throw that Twin Peaks party you've always wanted to, with the entire series and optimal picture and sound quality. Catch it on October 30th, just a day before Halloween. Let's see if the fully uncut Cannes version of Fire Walk With Me shows up in France this winter, as planned, and Peaks fans can finally shut their holes.