Is Godard's Histoire(s) du cinema his masterpiece? And will it ever become available in the United States?
If you are one of those people who voted for Miami Vice as one of the worst films of the year on the Internet Movie Database, you're a moron.
With Marie Antoinette and The Fountain, Sofia Coppola and Darren Aronofsky, despite their solid fan bases, have joined the ranks of Todd Solondz in "Third time is not a charm for American indie darling "auteur."'
The theme song for My Super Ex-Girlfriend, which contains the lyrics "the only super power here is love," is easily the worst song created for a film since... well, didn't Phil Collins do the soundtrack to the Tarzan sequel?
Little Miss Sunshine should have been the forgettable "indie" sleeper of the year that we'll forget about next year (à la My Big Fat Greek Wedding), but there's something that's a bit more meaningful about the film to casually dismiss it like this.
Macy Gray should be in every film... ever.
Will Richard Kelly's supposedly disastrous Southland Tales actually come out in April of next year as planned or will it sit around until 2008, the year the film is set?
The absurdity of a film like Big Momma's House 2 making $30 million at the box office on opening weekend must end.
Shut the fuck up about Snakes on a Plane.
When will another artful black auteur emerge to wipe clean the bad taste in my mouth of Tyler Perry?
Even though I wasn't wild about the film, Brokeback Mountain lost the best picture Oscar because Hollywood still hates fags when they're not dying of AIDS or being void of sexuality. And Crash will go down in history as the worst Best Picture winner of all-time.
Daniel Craig and Eva Green are sexy.
Bryan Singer made the biggest mistake of his career letting Brett Ratner direct X-Men 3 and moving onto Superman Returns.
We will feel the death of Wellspring for a long time to come.
Paul Greengrass is one of the finest directors to come around this century.
Even though I haven't seen it, there is no way that The Departed is better than Infernal Affairs.
And finally, I'm in love with Penélope Cruz.