31 December 2006

Thanks again, Hollywood

Hollywood sure knocked 'em dead this year. I just wanted to post a collage of some of their real gems to refresh your memory. Be sure to enlarge it and check out all your favorites from this past year. And, hey, 2007 already sounds great: we're getting another spoof from the creators of Date Movie! Hostel 2! The Hills Have Eyes 2! Another Hannibal flick! A movie with Eddie Murphy dressed up as a fat black girl! Ghost Rider! Another Tyler Perry film! A movie with Tim Allen and Martin Lawrence and John Travolta called Wild Hogs! Sandra Bullock defying the logic of time again! A CGI Ninja Turles movie! And, if we're lucky, maybe another thirteen films with Scarlett Johansson! Though I can't say I'm excited about another Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez film, how can you resist the poster below, with Rose McGowan and a machine-gun leg?

Questions and thoughts for the closing of a year

Is Godard's Histoire(s) du cinema his masterpiece? And will it ever become available in the United States?

If you are one of those people who voted for Miami Vice as one of the worst films of the year on the Internet Movie Database, you're a moron.

With Marie Antoinette and The Fountain, Sofia Coppola and Darren Aronofsky, despite their solid fan bases, have joined the ranks of Todd Solondz in "Third time is not a charm for American indie darling "auteur."'

The theme song for My Super Ex-Girlfriend, which contains the lyrics "the only super power here is love," is easily the worst song created for a film since... well, didn't Phil Collins do the soundtrack to the Tarzan sequel?

Little Miss Sunshine should have been the forgettable "indie" sleeper of the year that we'll forget about next year (à la My Big Fat Greek Wedding), but there's something that's a bit more meaningful about the film to casually dismiss it like this.

Macy Gray should be in every film... ever.

Will Richard Kelly's supposedly disastrous Southland Tales actually come out in April of next year as planned or will it sit around until 2008, the year the film is set?

The absurdity of a film like Big Momma's House 2 making $30 million at the box office on opening weekend must end.

Shut the fuck up about Snakes on a Plane.

When will another artful black auteur emerge to wipe clean the bad taste in my mouth of Tyler Perry?

Even though I wasn't wild about the film, Brokeback Mountain lost the best picture Oscar because Hollywood still hates fags when they're not dying of AIDS or being void of sexuality. And Crash will go down in history as the worst Best Picture winner of all-time.

Daniel Craig and Eva Green are sexy.

Bryan Singer made the biggest mistake of his career letting Brett Ratner direct X-Men 3 and moving onto Superman Returns.

We will feel the death of Wellspring for a long time to come.

Paul Greengrass is one of the finest directors to come around this century.

Even though I haven't seen it, there is no way that The Departed is better than Infernal Affairs.

And finally, I'm in love with Penélope Cruz.

On the eve of the new year...

Traditionally, one would post their best of the year list about this time, as there are only a few short hours until 2007. However, I'm not satisfied with my list as of yet. There's still a handful of films that have yet to come to Saint Louis (Pan's Labyrinth and Children of Men being the most notable), and I still haven't gone out to see The Queen or The Departed. So, I will allow myself an extra two weeks before posting the annual list. In the meantime, good tidings on the coming of a new year.

24 December 2006

Suburban Existentialism

Little Children - dir. Todd Field - 2006 - USA

Why are the suburbs such an important setting in contemporary film? They’ve existed in some form for over fifty years, yet the voices of cinema never have enough to say about this locale. Is it because the suburbs are the ultimate fear and hell of the young intellectual? Is it the unholy marriage between family and domestication that makes this place full of such disparaging sentiments? In films like American Beauty, the suburbs became the subject of obvious, if forceful, satire (the same can be said for Desperate Housewives, though television functions on a separate level than cinema). In Todd Field’s follow-up to In the Bedroom, he’s not quite sure what the ‘burbs are to his lamenting characters, which is both a good and bad thing. On one level, the ambiguity, unfamiliarity, and ennui of this setting provides challenging food for thought. On the other level, Field isn’t quite sure whether this is the setting for a human drama or yet another two-dimensional satire.

Little Children opens in a playground where Sarah (Kate Winslet) sits with a trio of other mothers on a park bench, obnoxiously discussing their sex lives and the presence of a convicted sex offender in their “perfect” neighborhood. Sarah watches, as the narrator lets us know, like an anthropologist. If you couldn’t tell by Winslet’s face or attire, the narrator quickly points out her displacement. Sarah holds a master’s degree in English, which appears to be in direct conflict with her desire to be an active part of her three-year-old daughter’s life. The sole male in the park is Brad (Patrick Wilson), a stay-at-home father who’s studying for his third try at the bar exam. His wife Kathy (Jennifer Connelly) humbly makes documentary films. Sarah and Brad become instantly drawn to one another because of this displacement. Neither one of them seem to be the other’s type. One would picture Sarah partnered with a modestly handsome professor and Brad drawn to someone much more like his wife: beautiful and thoroughly feminine. Little Children plays like an open-air chamber drama, in which characters who likely wouldn’t be attracted to one another become such due to spatial and situational limitations.

The film also follows the story of Ronnie (Jackie Earle Haley), the convicted sex offender, and his mother (Phyllis Somerville), two humans rendered invalids due to public outcry. They spend most of their time within the walls of their home with a guise of sanctuary that never proves to be as such. Unlike Peter Paige’s Say Uncle, a film that deals solely with the suburban outcry over a single gay man with an affinity for children, Field isn’t so much interested in the psychology of mass hysteria, especially when regarding children. Instead, Ronnie and his mother become separate facets of this world of shifting balances in authority. The title works so well because it assumes the semblance of literal interpretation, when in fact it runs deeper than that. Little Children exposes the complexity of parental bonds and independence. Instead of referring directly to Sarah and Brad’s children, the title accurately describes all of the film’s characters. In their first encounter, Brad states, “go ahead and ask what the person who wears the pants in the family does for a living,” to Sarah. In this particular instance, Kathy, Brad’s wife, holds the power of authority as the family’s only source of income. Yet, further along in the film, Kathy must resort to her own mother for both her financial and marital woes. Ronnie, a man of around fifty, still lives with his mother post-conviction. In one scene, his mother asks, “what will you do when I’m not around? Who will cook and do the dishes?” Ronnie, physically an adult, cannot function as one, made especially clear when it’s revealed that his arrest charges weren’t made due to deviousness, but instead childlike perversion. Even still, Ronnie assumes the superior figure in the life of Larry (Noah Emmerich), an ex-cop whose wife and children have left him. For Larry, the dealings of Ronnie, the sex offender, become his only drive in life, keeping him from reflecting on the heaps of shit that have fallen upon his life. Field handles the duality of power and relationships beautifully, like an eloquently and carefully observing this teeter-totter effect.

That a film of such palpable seriousness still has a sense of humor should be admirable if Field’s confusing blend of drama and satire didn’t feel so unmatched. He, along with co-writer Tom Perrotta who also wrote the novel, take a few low punches aimed directly at the sheep-like, brainless tendencies of the typical “soccer mom.” Granted, most of these women are still in the incubation stages of becoming what we know as “soccer moms,” as their children tend to be too young to partake in sporting events. Their attacks at these women aren’t cruel or necessarily invalid, but they prove to be both uninteresting and ineffective. Even in unnecessary scenes where mass frenzy ensues after Ronnie makes an appearance at a public swimming pool, Field handles this with an astute grace. Even when he’s making mistakes, he’s still relatively wise and unquestionably sophisticated in his approach.

At times, Little Children feels a bit too literary. Based on the novel of the same name, Field and Perrotta insert a narrator, usually a deathly decision. The insertion actually works for the most part, as the film plays out like a more-intelligent-than-usual novel-to-film translation. We, the audience, can spot foreshadowing in some of the film’s more interior and reflective moments, like Brad’s fascination with watching the local teenage boys skateboard in a parking lot, but we’re never slapped in the face with these notions. When the skateboarders become a significant character arc for Brad, it’s not an unsatisfactory moment because Field handles these small moments so well. With a uniformly excellent cast (particularly Winslet and Haley), Field has ambitiously followed up his critical darling, In the Bedroom, which also featured a career-best performance from Marisa Tomei as well as the finest late-career Sissy Spacek performance. Field, a busy actor during the 1990s with films like Ruby in Paradise, Twister, and Eyes Wide Shut, uses his acting history to its fullest degree, equally marking him a wonderful mood and actor’s director. There’s an unshakable haunting quality to Little Children that one doesn’t feel very often; it’s a lingering feeling of thought and quiet provocation, all within a film that’s surprisingly void of expected cynicism and shock.

23 December 2006

Quote of the Day

"What does it say about our world that you can lose American Idol and win an Academy Award for doing basically the same thing? - Matt Singer

Smart People Do Not Actually Like Love Actually

Love Actually - dir. Richard Curtis - 2003 - USA/UK

As it's the Christmas season, and as I work at a shitty video store, the drive for customers to rent the likes of Christmas in Connecticut, Elf, Miracle on 34th Street, and It's a Wonderful Life is high. Sure, the lesser of individuals find themselves renting Jingle All the Way, Christmas with the Kranks, and Home Alone 3, but this year, I've been surprised to find that another Christmas "classic" has emerged: Love Actually. Released three Christmas seasons ago, I had completely forgotten that the film even took place during the holiday season, but thanks to a nauseatingly high demand, I've been unfortunately reminded. A co-worker of mine asked if we had it available for rent because his girlfriend was a big fan. To this, I scoffed, but he then told me that he read an article in a popular magazine that described the violent frenzy that divided the entire editorial staff of the 'zine when the film came out. I forgot what magazine it was, but my co-worker made it sound a lot like the Civil War, and to this I was intrigued. Upon watching the film a couple years back, I couldn't wrap my mind around the fact that people actually liked this film. Sure, it has all the makings of a crappy crowd-pleaser, but were people really this stupid? The answer has become a resounding "yes."

Love Actually isn't so much a film as it is eight different ones wrapped into one messy holiday packaging (what the fuck does that title mean, anyway?). The film runs well over two hours, but this isn't an indication of the effectiveness of these eight movies. Instead, Love Actually is the romantic dramedy equivalent of the Boogymen: Killer Compilation and Ultimate Fights DVDs, trash discs that edit together the goriest or most violent clips from famous films into out-of-context pornography. Love Actually is romantic comedy pornography. It solely exists for emotional titillation. In place of Freddy Krueger, Jet Li, Jason, and Jackie Chan are Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Colin Firth, and Laura Linney, the high courtship of shitty, digestible romantic drivel (Meg Ryan was the only thing missing, but she had already tarnished her romantic image with Jane Campion's disaster, In the Cut). It's an American production, all dolled up like the "best" of the British cross-over successes like Four Weddings and a Funeral and Notting Hill to better fool its audience. The eight plot lines that somewhat (but not really) intersect throughout Love Actually rid the audience of contextual back-story, character development, and dramatic progression. It assumes (correctly, obviously) that its audience knows these characters already as recognized by their actors and has no need to flesh any of them out past their easily relatable situations. The characters are all faint pencil-drawings of human beings: the romantically-lonely Prime Minister of England, a widower whose ugly, obnoxious young son has a schoolboy crush, a man who falls in love with a maid who doesn't understand English, and a woman who has a huge crush on her coworker.

Love Actually, predictably, finds all of its romantic characters in (where else?) an airport on Christmas Eve, where all of their totally uninteresting storylines come to a nauseatingly happy ending. Everything becomes wrapped in its gaudy Christmas bow, filling the hearts of all the morons who've put up with the film to this point. Even a brief cameo from delicious trash queens like Denise Richards and Shannon Elizabeth can't evoke a smile from this cynic. When reflecting back on my initial thoughts that no intelligent person could buy something like this, I really shouldn't have been so firm with that statement. Love Actually is everything a moron would want. It doesn't feel the need to set up its situations as much as it does to include heart-melting moments like the one pictured at the top, where a man holds up a sign to his best friend's neglected girlfriend, stating "To Me You're Perfect." For those lovelorn for the holidays, it even has crying scenes with Emma Thompson, just in case you thought the film was too light and breezy, but don't worry, everything works out for her in the end. It's even got a dash of nudity here and there to please the husbands of the women who're making them watch it -- it is a faux British production after all, and they're more sexually open than us Americans. The ages of our love chess pieces range from around ten to over fifty, making it certainly the ultimate of romance films. Leave no idiot unmoved! There's only maybe ten films that exist in this world that make me violently enraged, and Love Actually has the rare opportunity to not only become a shitty holiday classic, but sit near the top of that list of mine.

22 December 2006

indieWIRE and Film Comment's Critics Poll

indieWIRE, despite their stupid name (I hate anything that references the completely banal term "indie"), is actually one of the leading sources for a continuing appreciation for artful cinema. This year, they took a poll of 107 North American film critics and came out with their own awards for the year. Film Comment, another haut cinema magazine, also named their best released and unreleased films of the year. The winners are as follows:

Best Film (indieWIRE):

1. The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu [Moartea domunlui Lăzărescu] - dir. Cristi Puiu
2. L'enfant
3. The Departed
4. Inland Empire
5. Army of Shadows [L'armée des ombres]
6. Three Times
7. Old Joy
8. United 93
9. Children of Men
10. Half Nelson
11. The Queen
12. Climates [Iklimler]
13. A Scanner Darkly
14. Pan's Labyrinth [El laberinto del Fauno]
15. Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
16. A Prairie Home Companion
17. Volver
18. Battle in Heaven [Battala en el cielo]
19. Letters from Iwo Jima
20. Mutual Appreciation

Best Performance:

1. Helen Mirren (The Queen)
2. Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson)
3. Laura Dern (Inland Empire)
4. Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)
5. Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)
6. Will Oldham (Old Joy)
7. Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada)
8. Ion Fiscuteanu (The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu)
9. Penélope Cruz (Volver)
10. Sandra Huller (Requiem)
11. Leonardo DiCaprio (The Departed)
12. Maggie Cheung (Clean)
13. Jérémie Renier (L'enfant)
14. Kate Winslet (Little Children)
15. Isabelle Huppert (Gabrielle)
15. Peter O'Toole (Venus)
17. Gael García Bernal (The Science of Sleep)
18. Pascal Greggory (Gabrielle)
18. Gretchen Mol (The Notorious Bettie Page)
20. Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal)

Best Performance in Support:

1. Mark Wahlberg (The Departed)
2. Shareeka Epps (Half Nelson)
3. Robert Downey Jr. (A Scanner Darkly)
4. Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children)
5. Nick Nolte (Clean)
6. Luminiţa Gheorghiu (The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu)
7. Sergi López (Pan's Labyrinth)
8. Meryl Streep (A Prairie Home Companion)
9. Michael Sheen (The Queen)
10. Rinko Kikuchi (Babel)
11. Catherine O'Hara (For Your Consideration)
12. Rob Brydon (Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story)
13. Jack Nicholson (The Departed)
14. Anthony Mackie (Half Nelson)
14. Alec Baldwin (The Departed)
15. Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)
17. Danny Huston (The Proposition)
17. Ben Affleck (Hollywoodland)
19. Ken Davitian (Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)
20. Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada)

Best Director:

1. Martin Scorsese (The Departed)
2. David Lynch (Inland Empire)
3. Cristi Puiu (The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu)
4. Alfonso Cuarón (Children of Men)
4. Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne (L'enfant)
6. Hou Hsiao-hsien (Three Times)
6. Jean-Pierre Melville (Army of Shadows)
6. Nuri Bilge Ceylan (Climates)
9. Kelly Reichardt (Old Joy)
9. Carlos Reygadas (Battle in Heaven)
9. Paul Greengrass (United 93)
12. Pedro Almodóvar (Volver)
12. Julián Hernández (Broken Sky)
12. Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth)
12. Michael Mann (Miami Vice)
12. Claire Denis (The Intruder)
18. Olivier Assayas (Clean)
18. Brian de Palma (The Black Dahlia)
18. Mel Gibson (Apocalypto)

[NOTE: Jean-Pierre Melville was mentioned twice, possibly an error, which is why the numbers are off.]

Best Screenplay:

1. Peter Morgan (The Queen)
2. William Monahan (The Departed)
3. Richard Linklater (A Scanner Darkly)
3. Frank Cottrell Boyce (Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story)
5. Rian Johnson (Brick)
6. Patrice Chéreau, Anne-Louise Trividic (Gabrielle)
6. Nick Cave (The Proposition)
6. Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan (The Prestige)
6. Eric Schlosser, Richard Linklater (Fast Food Nation)
6. Jonathan Raymond, Kelly Reichardt (Old Joy)
6. Andrew Bujalski (Mutual Appreciation)
6. Alan Bennett (The History Boys)
13. Eric Roth (The Good Shepard)
13. Jason Reitman (Thank You for Smoking)
13. Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne (L'enfant)
13. Cristi Puiu, Răzvan Rădulescu (The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu)
13. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck (Half Nelson)
18. Carlos Reygadas (Battle in Heaven)
18. Craig Chester (Adam & Steve)
18. Chu Tien-wen, Hou Hsiao-hsien (Three Times)

Best First Film:

1. Brick - dir. Rian Johnson
2. 4
3. Little Miss Sunshine
4. The Puffy Chair
4. Man Push Cart
6. Sweet Land
6. 13 (Tzameti)
6. Thank You for Smoking
6. Duck Season [Temporado de patos]
10. Slither
10. The Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros [Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros]
10. A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
13. Fateless [Sorstalanság]
13. The Forsaken Land [Sulanga Enu Pinisa]
13. Cavite
13. Hamilton
13. The Ister
13. Street Fight
19. Hollywoodland
19. Deliver Us from Evil

Best Documentary:

1. Iraq in Fragments - dir. James Longley
2. The Devil and Daniel Johnson
2. Our Daily Bread [Unser täglich Brot]
4. Deliver Us from Evil
5. The Case of the Grinning Cat [Chats perchés]
6. An Inconvenient Truth
6. Shut Up & Sing
8. 49 Up
8. The Road to Guantanamo
8. Dave Chappelle's Block Party
8. Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
8. A Lion in the House
13. Sir! No Sir!
13. Jackass Number Two
13. Neil Young: Heart of Gold
13. Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple
13. The Ground Truth
13. The War Tapes
19. Awesome! I Fuckin' Shot That
19. Why We Fight

Best Cinematography:

1. Emmanuel Lubezki (Children of Men)
2. Guillermo Navarro (Pan's Labyrinth)
2. Mark Lee Ping-bin (Three Times)
4. Dion Beebe (Miami Vice)
5. Gokhan Tiryaki (Climates)
6. David Lynch, et al. (Inland Empire)
6. James Longley (Iraq in Fragments)
6. Eric Gautier (Clean)
6. Michael Ballhaus (The Departed)
10. Rodrigo Prieto (Babel)
10. Alain Marcoen (L'enfant)
10. Alejandro Cantu (Broken Sky)
10. Cao Yu (Mountain Patrol: Kekexili)
10. Benoît Delhomme (The Proposition)
10. Tom Stern (Letters from Iwo Jima)
10. Peter Sillen (Old Joy)
10. Dean Semler (Apocalypto)
10. David Trumblety (Sweet Land)
19. Henry Kaiser, Tanja Koop, Klaus Scheurich (Wild Blue Yonder)
19. Diego Martínez Vignatti (Battle in Heaven)

Best Undistributed Film:

1. Woman on the Beach - dir. Hong Sang-soo - South Korea
2. Still Life - dir. Jia Zhang-ke - China/Hong Kong
3. Colossal Youth [Juventude Em Marcha] - dir. Pedro Costa - Portugal/France/Switzerland
4. In Between Days - dir. Kim So Yong - USA/Canada/South Korea
5. Private Fears in Public Places [Coeurs] - dir. Alain Resnais - France/Italy
6. Day Night Day Night - dir. Julia Loktev - USA
6. Dong - dir. Jia Zhang-ke - China/Hong Kong
6. Honor de cavalleria - dir. Albert Serra - Spain
9. Gardens in Autumn [Jardins en automne] - dir. Otar Iosseliani - France
10. The Journals of Knud Rasmussen - dir. Norman Cohn, Zacharias Kunuk - Canada/Denmark
10. Opera Jawa - dir. Garin Nugroho - Indonesia/Austria
10. Interkosmos - dir. Jim Finn - USA
10. Funky Forest: The First Contact - dir. Katsuhito Ishii, Hajime Ishimine, Shunichiro Miki - Japan
14. Half Moon - dir. Bahman Ghobadi - Iraq/Iran/France/Austria
14. The Sun - dir. Aleksandr Sokurov - Russia/France/Italy/Switzerland
14. John and Jane Toll-Free - dir. Ashim Ahluwalia - India
14. The Pervert's Guide to Cinema - dir. Sophie Fiennes - UK/Austria/Netherlands
14. The Wayward Cloud - dir. Tsai Ming-liang - Taiwan/France
14. Brand Upon the Brain! - dir. Guy Maddin - Canada/USA
20. The Go-Master - dir. Tian Zhuangzhuang - China/Japan

Best Film (Film Comment):

1. The Departed - dir. Martin Scorsese
2. The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu [Moartea domunlui Lăzărescu]
3. Army of Shadows [L'armée des ombres]
4. L'enfant
5. The Queen
6. Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
7. Half Nelson
8. United 93
9. Volver
10. Inland Empire
11. Three Times
12. A Scanner Darkly
13. Old Joy
13. Flags of Our Fathers
14. Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
15. Pan's Labyrinth [El laberinto del Fauno]
16. Letters from Iwo Jima
17. Mutual Appreciation
18. A Prairie Home Companion
19. Children of Men
20. Casino Royale

Best Unreleased Films:

1. Syndromes and a Century - dir. Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Thailand/France/Austria
2. The Host - dir. Bong Joon-ho - South Korea/Japan
3. Colossal Youth [Juventude Em Marcha] - dir. Pedro Costa - Portugal/France/Switzerland
4. I Don't Want to Sleep Alone - dir. Tsai Ming-liang - Taiwan/France/Austria
5. Black Book [Zwartboek] - dir. Paul Verhoeven - Netherlands/U.K./Germany/Belgium
6. Still Life - dir. Jia Zhang-ke - China/Hong-Kong
7. Private Fears in Public Places [Coeurs] - dir. Alain Resnais - France/Italy
8. Belle toujours - dir. Manoel de Oliveira - Portugal/France
9. Offside - dir. Jafar Panahi - Iran
10. The Wind That Shakes the Barley - dir. Ken Loach - Ireland/U.K./Germany/Italy/Spain
11. Brand Upon the Brain! - dir. Guy Maddin - Canada/U.K.
12. Bamako - dir. Abderrahmane Sissako - Mali/France
13. Triad Election - dir. Johnny To - Hong Kong
14. Southland Tales - dir. Richard Kelly - USA
15. In Between Days - dir. Kim So Yong - USA/Canada/South Korea
16. Into Great Silence [Die Große Stille] - dir. Philip Gröning - Germany/France/Switzerland
17. When the Levees Broke - dir. Spike Lee - USA
18. Day Night Day Night - dir. Julia Loktev - USA
19. The Go Master - dir. Tian Zhuangzhuang - China/Japan
20. Red Road - dir. Andrea Arnold - U.K./Denmark

Thoughts:

It should come as no surprise that the snobbier of the film critics have shut out some of the big Oscar hopefuls (Dreamgirls, Babel, Little Children, and Little Miss Sunshine) in the best film category (and, trust me, I'm more than thankful about Babel not placing), not to mention low showings for Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers. It looks like The Queen and The Departed are the only films the snobs and press can agree upon. The lists had some nice surprises in the acting categories (Will Oldham, Laura Dern, Nick Nolte & Maggie Cheung, Isabelle Huppert, Danny Huston) as well as the technical ones (Nick Cave, Claire Denis). But Brian de Palma for The Black Dahlia and Mel Gibson for Apocalypto? I don't know what went wrong there. And, it appears that more than a few people on indieWIRE have boners for David Lynch and Richard Linklater, even though both films have been received with mixed reviewes. Nor do I know why Bruno Dumont's Flandres wasn't mentioned in the unreleased category and Richard Kelly's Southland Tales was. I guess this is the final sign that I need to bump The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu up on my Netflix queue.

Short Cuts 22 december 2006

The Third Generation (Die Dritte Generation) - dir. Rainer Werner Fassbinder - 1979 - West Germany

Like Bruce LaBruce’s uproarious The Raspberry Reich, Fassbinder’s The Third Generation brilliantly satirizes the dealings of social terrorism. In The Raspberry Reich, our heroine, Gudrun (Susanne Sachsse) proudly proclaims, “I don’t care about what’s going on in Guatemala, Chechnya, or Cambodia; all I care about is my orgasm!” The Third Generation doesn’t exploit the chic draw to terrorism, but, like Reich, the incompetence of the folks involved. Petra (Margit Carstensen) is far more concerned with making up stories about her husband beating her to cover up for her lesbian tendencies than any real political cause. In fact, I don’t think we ever understand why our band of terrorists are even attempting to kidnap a political leader in the first place. Social terrorism is, then, reduced to the boredom of the middle-class, the desire to take phony action to justify one’s self. Though he’s rounded up a wonderful cast (Carstensen, Hanna Schygulla, Harry Baer, Bulle Ogier, Udo Kier, Eddie Constantine), I find it difficult to call The Third Generation one of Fassbinder’s finer works. It’s effectively banal (like Beware of a Holy Whore), but it’s extremely quiet for both a Fassbinder film and a film of this subject.

Jackass Number Two - dir. Jeff Tremaine - 2006 - USA

Jackass Number Two has the astounding feat of being the only film I’ve seen all year to fully, successfully accomplish exactly what it wanted. Of course, it’s ambition doesn’t exactly mirror that of The Queen or Shortbus, but it’s all a matter of relativity. The film is a reunion of sorts for the punkish daredevils (Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Bam Margera, etc.), set to lower the bar of bad taste and shock value (jerking off a horse, creating a rectal beer-bong, among many other perversities). These jokes and stunts would simply qualify as fatalistic debauchery if there weren’t such a joyous camaraderie involved. Seeing a bunch of grown men shaving off their pubic hair and gluing them onto a friend’s face would likely offend most people, but there’s something genuine and pure about these boys’ childlike, homoerotic gross-out vignettes. The film includes a cameo from the maestro of bad taste, John Waters (whom Knoxville befriended working on the lousy A Dirty Shame), truly putting into perspective the actions in the film. Jackass is the wet dream of a man like Waters, a bunch of goofy, scantily-clad men running around offending people and partaking in dubious life-threatening stunts, but all in the name of entertainment and friendship. There are moments of brilliance, like when Pontius turns to the camera, straight-faced, after drinking horse semen and states, “I’m really ashamed of myself right now.” That the director chose to include some notable blunders and moments like the one above exposes the surprising humanity of the film. And what’s not to love about a film that ends in a glorious musical numbers with nods to both Busby Berkley and Buster Keaton?

Heading South (Vers le sud) - dir. Laurent Cantet - 2005 - France/Canada

Laurent Canet’s fourth feature, Vers le sud, manages to be his most fascinating and complex picture, after Time Out (L‘Emploi de temps), Human Resources (Ressources humaines), and Les Sanguinaires. Starring the transcendent Charlotte Rampling as a stone-cold regular of a Haitian beach resort, the film carefully addresses tough issues: racism, classism, political upheaval, and the sexual desires related to them. The resort, headed by Albert (Lys Ambroise), serves as a hideaway for middle-aged, affluent white women to engage in their heated sexual desires for the black island boys. New to the resort is Brenda (Karen Young), a recently divorced southern woman hoping to rekindle the steaming love affair with the young Legba (Ménothy Cesar). Vers le sud is troubling in many senses, both good and bad. On a critical level, there are subplots that simply don’t work, such as a jealous rivalry between Rampling and Young, or, more specifically, don’t penetrate or provoke nearly as much as the rest of the film. Yet within the film, the counter between the intellectual, sophisticated ideas of race for these women and their searing sexual passion for these wild savage men pierces the flesh deeply. There’s no candy-coating of politically correct final revelation among any of these women, as they all seem fully conscious of the way they’re supposed to be feeling. There’s a frightening truth to all of what happens in the film’s final act as one of the locals very coldly reassures Rampling, “tourists never die here.” The women in the film never follow the logically path that an astute viewer would intellectually devise for them, as they all seem fixed in their inaccurate self-images. Vers le sud is both a flawed picture and a richly difficult one, far more potent and shrewd about its issues than most films dealing with similar subjects.

A Scanner Darkly - dir. Richard Linklater - 2006 - USA

There’s always a tug-of-war of authority when it comes to films like A Scanner Darkly, where a filmmaker with a well-recognized style and thematic approach adapts a piece of writing by someone with just as much recognizable character and method. Imagine Fellini adapting a D.H. Lawrence novel if you will. Phillip K. Dick, of course, isn’t as important of a writer as Lawrence, but you can understand the comparison. His writing style is certainly recognizable, just like Linklater’s directing. Using the painted animation that he did with Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly follows undercover cop Bob (Keanu Reeves) and his growing addiction to a drug called Substance D (think Rush, if you will). The film is set in a not-so-distant future, where a vast majority of the United States has become addicted to this dangerous drug. Linklater never overuses his animation, only occasionally imagining drug sequences where Robert Downey Jr. turns into a bug. The tug-of-war of authority never manages to hinder A Scanner Darkly, though it feels as though Dick may have won the struggle. The film feels like Linklater wearing a mask similar to that which Keanu Reeves wears inside the police offices. A Scanner Darkly occasionally addresses questions of existence, but much softer than he does in any of his other, better films. The film is more concerned with government conspiracy and double-crossings than it is of typical Linklater themes. Granted, government conspiracy may be the topic of conversation in several of his characters; it is never the focus of any of his films. A Scanner Darkly may ring up lesser-than-usual Linklater (if you aren’t counting, say, The Bad News Bears or The Newton Boys), but it never manages to become throwaway or gimmicky, which is all to the credit of the director.

21 December 2006

New from Criterion!

I was browsing some archives of the Criterion Forum and found these user-made Criterion covers. Some of them were lame (Ghostbusters, Fight Club, etc.), but I thought these choice few were pretty inspired and in wonderful bad taste (especially the one for Irreversible). Thanks to those who made these.

Oh, the horror!!!!

19 December 2006

Free Association December 19!!

I thought I might start a "fun" new feature on this blog to encourage more reader activity. Instead of commenting on what I have to say about so-called neo-neo-realism, why not voice your opinion on something that's a lot less boring? Since my blog is dedicated to the cinema, I thought a free association of words and films would be an exciting new feature. Example: when you hear the word "lame," you might imagine a series of Robin Williams films. Better yet, you hear "voluptuous," you very well might think of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Or, if you're really filthy, The Little Mermaid. Hey, I don't judge. I just want some clever responses. I was going to choose dictionary.com's "word of the day" as the starter-offer, but their word was "impassive," and that word would describe just about my entire DVD collection. Instead, I chose the far more amusing adjective "catawampus." It was a mere coincidence that I chose a photo as Eartha Kitt (as Catwoman, no less) for the design. This'll help you out on your language skills, film knowledge, AND cleverness, so by all means, throw out some suggestions. Maybe Eartha Kitt in Ernest Scared Stupid comes to mind when you hear "catawampus," maybe not.

cat - a - wam - pus [kat-uh-wom-puh s]
Chiefly midland and southern US of A
- adjective
1. askew; awry.
2. positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
- adverb
3. diagonally; obliquely

Also: cattywampus.

Or:

18 December 2006

Bloated, Unstructured Wish List for DVD 2007

What this intends to be is exactly what the title suggests. A horrible flu + cold medicine + not being able to sleep = a lot of time wasted on the Internet and plenty of blog postings that don't require much eloquence or thought on my part. So, I've compiled a list of 40 (er, 41) DVDs that would make me smile if their respective studios decided to release them in this upcoming 2007. They are in no particular order, whatsoever.

Antonioni Adoration:
1. Red Desert (Il deserto rosso) - dir. Michelangelo Antonioni - 1964 - Italy/France
[NOTE: Available Region 1 from Image Entertainment, though highly out-of-print (and of mediocre quality). The disc usually goes for well over $100 on amazon.com; also available in France, Italy, and Russia without English subtitles]

2. Zabriskie Point - dir. Michelangelo Antonioni - 1970 - USA

3. Beyond the Clouds (Al di là delle nuvole) - dir. Michelangelo Antonioni, Wim Wenders - 1995 - Italy/France/Germany
[NOTE: Previously released and discontinued by Image. Available in France.]

Give Me Ken Russell:
4. The Devils - dir. Ken Russell - 1971 - UK

5. The Boyfriend - dir. Ken Russell - 1971 - UK/USA

6. Whore - dir. Ken Russell - 1991 - USA/UK

Oh, Derek Jarman:
7. The Garden - dir. Derek Jarman - 1990 - UK
[NOTE: Available in the U.K. and Japan, Region 2.]

8. Wittgenstein - dir. Derek Jarman - 1993 - UK
[NOTE: Available in Japan, Region 2.]

And, Oh, Peter Greenaway:
9. Drowning by Numbers - dir. Peter Greenaway - 1988 - UK/Netherlands
[NOTE: Available in Australia (Region 4) and Japan (Region 2), panned and scanned.]

10. Prospero's Books - dir. Peter Greenaway - 1991 - UK/Netherlands/France/Italy/Japan

Pre-Romance Breillat:
11. Sale comme un ange (Dirty Like an Angel) - dir. Catherine Breillat - 1991 - France

12. Tapage nocturne (Nocturnal Uproar) - dir. Catherine Breillat - 1979 - France

Y Buñuel:
13. The Exterminating Angel (El ángel exterminador) - dir. Luis Buñuel - 1962 - Mexico
[NOTE: Available in most countries. The U.K. version is region free.]

14. Tristana - dir. Luis Buñuel - 1970 - France/Italy/Spain
[NOTE: Available in many regions.]

¡Pedro!:
15. Labyrinth of Passion (El laberinto de pasiones) - dir. Pedro Almodóvar - 1982 - Spain

16. Pepi, Luci, Bom (Pepi, Luci, Bom y otras chicas del montón) - dir. Pedro Almodóvar - 1980 - Spain
[NOTE: Available Region 2 from the U.K. and Spain.]

Jodorowsky:
17. El topo - dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky - 1970 - Mexico
[NOTE: No existing media release of the film has ever been fully uncensored.]

18. The Holy Mountain - dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky - 1973 - Mexico/USA
[NOTE: Available in edited versions from Italy and Japan.]

And the Rest:
19. The Addiction - dir. Abel Ferrara - 1995 - USA
[NOTE: Available region 1 from Mexico, and in various European countries.]

20. À la folie (Six Days, Six Nights) - dir. Diane Kurys - 1994 - France
[NOTE: Only available in Australia.]

21. Before the Revolution (Prima della rivoluzione) - dir. Bernardo Bertolucci - 1964 - Italy
[NOTE: Available in Italy and Japan.]

22. The Castle (Das Schloß) - dir. Michael Haneke - 1997 - Austria/Germany
[NOTE: Available in Germany.]

23. Flaming Creatures - dir. Jack Smith - 1963 - USA

24. A Hole in My Heart (Ett Hål i mitt hjärta) - dir. Lukas Moodysson - 2004 - Sweden/Denmark
[NOTE: Available for rent exclusively from Netflix.]

25. Johnny Guitar - dir. Nicholas Ray - 1954 - USA

26. Last Year at Marienbad (L'année dernière à Marienbad) - dir. Alain Resnais - 1961 - France/Italy
[NOTE: Formerly available from Fox Lorber, currently available in the U.K.]

27. Love & Human Remains - dir. Denys Arcand - 1993 - Canada
[NOTE: Available in the U.K.]

28. Made in U.S.A. - dir. Jean-Luc Godard - 1966 - France
[NOTE: Available in France, Japan, and Italy.]

29. The Magician (Ansiktet) - dir. Ingmar Bergman - 1958 - Sweden
[NOTE: Available throughout Europe and Japan.]

30. Mala noche - dir. Gus Van Sant - 1985 - USA

31. Mon homme (My Man) - dir. Bertrand Blier - 1996 - France

32. Multiple Maniacs - dir. John Waters - 1970 - USA

33. Napoleon - dir. Abel Gance - 1927 - France
[NOTE: Available in many countries.]

34. No Skin Off My Ass - dir. Bruce LaBruce - 1991 - Canada
[NOTE: Available in the U.K. as a double-bill with Super 8 1/2, both edited for content.]

35. Nowhere - dir. Gregg Araki - 1997 - France/USA
[NOTE: Available in France.]


36. The Passion of Darkly Noon - dir. Philip Ridley - 1995 - UK/Germany/Belgium
[NOTE: Available Region 1 in Canada.]

37. The Reflecting Skin - dir. Philip Ridley - 1990 - UK/Canada
[NOTE: Available in Japan.]

38. Rosetta - dir. Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne - 1999 - Belgium/France
[NOTE: Available in France and U.K.]

39. Shy People - dir. Andrei Konchalovsky - 1987 - USA

40. Trouble Every Day - dir. Claire Denis - 2001 - France/Germany/Japan
[NOTE: Available for rent on Netflix with a Hong Kong NTSC disc, available most everywhere else too.]

And one to grow on...

41. A Portrait of Jason - dir. Shirley Clarke - 1967 - USA
[NOTE: Available in the U.K. from Second Run.]

15 December 2006

Unintentional Double Feature, Part 1: Neo-Neo-Realism

L'enfant - dir. Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne - 2005 - Belgium/France
+
United 93 - dir. Paul Greengrass - 2006 - France/UK/USAOne could state that cinema vérité stems from the long history of neo-realism. Cinema vérité has become the neo-neo-realism, stripping down films to bare essentials, leaving special effects and camera trickery in the proverbial closet. It would be easy to make a connection to the Dogme movement that was so popular in the late-90s, but this would be an inaccurate comparison. To equate films like L’enfant and United 93 to Lars von Trier’s The Idiots (Idioterne) and Thomas Vinterberg’s The Celebration (Festen) would be a rash association, based solely on method and surface. What these films have in common stops at the exterior, from their out-of-focus, wobbly handheld cameras to natural, unflattering lighting. I can’t make any sort of blanket statement about the entirety of the Dogme collection, which includes a number of titles never released in the United States and from various countries, but in relation to the Danes, specifically Von Trier, there’s an unmistakable omnipotent power at work. Roger Ebert rather expertly pointed out in his review of L’enfant that the film exists in a world where “God does not intervene and the directors do not mistake themselves for God.” In a film like this or Paul Greengrass’ masterful United 93, worlds function without this higher power. In a way, they’re godless films where actions progress in a functional cause-and-effect and where supreme interaction never exposes itself.

To call Von Trier’s films Catholic seems a bit silly considering their subject matter, but upon closer examination, Von Trier quite literally assumes the role of this God in nearly every one of his films. His voice, and perhaps his laugh, can be heard and seen within the frames of his films, a concrete stamp of authorship. Both L’enfant and United 93 have a stylization that recalls the ever-present auteur theory, but in varying ways. Those familiar with the Dardenne brothers’ work (Rosetta, The Son [Le fils], La promesse) will quickly recognize their signature vérité style, as well as Jérémie Renier who also played the lead in La promesse as a young boy. Unedited moments of character silence and natural sound fill the frames of L’enfant like all of their previous work. For Greengrass, the handheld camerawork recalls his breakthrough film, Bloody Sunday, which painfully depicted the events of an Irish massacre in the 1970s, and even The Bourne Supremacy. Both L’enfant and United 93 beautifully fit and compliment the directors’ prior works, but the distinction between their films and those of the Danes is still radically opposing. L’enfant and United 93 exist in very separate worlds, despite their aesthetic parallels.

What Von Trier and Vinterberg wanted to accomplish with the Dogme was a fuck-you to the artificial glory of the Hollywood film. They wanted the removal of the bells-and-whistles Hollywood is known for to reveal a greater truth about humanity and character, but their strife proved futile. Reportedly, Von Trier reflected on the Dogme movement as an elitist bickering that hilariously turned into a genre on its own. Von Trier only contributed one film, The Idiots, that followed the rules of the movement, though employed a visual style and truth-emphasis similar with Breaking the Waves and Dancer in the Dark. Yet, each of his films, including The Idiots, resounded with his name, his ideas, and most notably his criticisms. Whether these ideas are his true beliefs or if he’s just playing the role of devil’s advocate doesn’t matter. Breaking the Waves and Dancer in the Dark are films where a divine power has tinkered with the lives of the characters like a puppeteer. Von Trier is kind of like the little boy who places people and objects on the tracks of toy trains, disrupting the constant trek of the plastic vehicle to see how it erupts. The worlds of L’enfant and United 93 do not function as those films do. In L’enfant, the directors introduce us to Bruno (Renier) and Sonia (Deborah François) a week after they’ve had their first child. The film serves as a window into the days that follow, as the two struggle to find money and eventually sell their baby. The consequences of Bruno’s illegal sale of the baby and his shady business transactions come naturally. He’s an impulsive figure who carries out his actions without thought, only to recognize the severity of these actions once things go awry. The things that go wrong are not the metaphorical hurtles on the train track but plausible consequences for the spontaneity and disregard of his decisions. Bruno is not clearly paying for his sins in the Christian idea of repentance, but through the carelessness of his dubious dealings.

United 93 plays like L’enfant in its structure of time. The film functions like a window in time and recognizable history, shot nearly in real time just before the horrendous events of September 11th. The film captures a variety of characters, from air traffic employees, military officials, victims of the tragedy, and the terrorists themselves. We’re given no discernable background about the individuals or even reasoning for why the events are taking place. It’s understood that the terrorists are of the Muslim faith and are carrying out these events as a pledge to their God, but Greengrass never tries to explain, justify, or crucify these men for their actions. That he shows them as fallible, emotionally-torn characters is a commendable decision, though it’s effectively brief in exposure. As in L’enfant, the removal of both conventional narrative and accepted cinematic motifs in United 93 washes away the looming sentimentality that one might expect from a film of this nature.

That both films are told in a matter-of-fact way about pressing issues in no way reflects the laziness or invisibility of the creator. The final fifteen minutes of United 93 are some of the most riveting, intense cinematic moments you may ever see committed to the screen. The scene in L’enfant where Bruno hides in a neighboring room of an abandoned apartment to complete the transaction of selling his baby recalls some of the most dangerous, suspenseful moments Hitchcock has ever created. The audience is never given a glimpse of the individuals taking part in the business deal because the window of L’enfant doesn’t open in that direction. The Dardenne brothers are focused on Bruno, his silent tension, anxiety, and possible conflicting reassurance during this scene. They don’t expect you to understand or even feel the internal struggle Bruno might be going through; they just want you to experience it from where you sit. United 93 and L’enfant assuredly recognize their own distant nature. Film is hardly something that is user-interactive (though hammy DVD features like those on the new Final Destination disc are trying to prove otherwise), and Greengrass and the Dardennes acknowledge this, taking a step back, avoiding their own menacing interference, and allowing the horrors of the world to simply persist. Especially in Dogville and its sequel Manderlay, Von Trier always has something to say about these evils. In L’enfant and United 93, the evils exist without explanation, justification, or deterioration. These evils present themselves in both the theist and godless worlds of the films discussed here but in variable degrees of “realness.” This imbalance between the films in no way suggests a superiority in quality of any of the films, as they all remarkably work within their own right. However, to carelessly lump all these films that strive for cinematic realism together would be a foolish mistake.

14 December 2006

S'more awards... zzz...

San Francisco Film Critics Circle:

Best Film: Little Children - dir. Todd Field

Best Director: Paul Greengrass (United 93)

Best Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)

Best Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children)

Best Supporting Actress: Adriana Barraza (Babel)

Best Original Screenplay: Rian Johnson (Brick)

Best Adapted Screenplay: Todd Field, Tom Perrotta (Little Children)

Best Foreign Language Film: Pan's Labyrinth (El laberinto del Fauno) - dir. Guillermo del Toro

Best Documentary: An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim

Special Citation in honor of Arthur Lazere: The Death of Mr. Lazarescu


Thoughts:

Though San Francisco has officially made Helen Mirren the across-the-board Best Actress, it was nice to see Little Children as the best picture, stepping away from Clint Eastwood and Martin Scorsese. New Line tried to bury Little Children, but it looks like they're going to have to bring it back to life with all the awards it's been acquiring. And cheers to the surprise of Brick for best original screenplay. In other news, the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning with little to no surprise. Some minor surprises include Will Smith (groan) for The Pursuit of Happyness (learn how to spell, fuckers), Maggie Gyllenhaal for Sherrybaby, and Emily Blunt, oh so lovely in My Summer of Love, for The Devil Wears Prada. And tell me someone else is pissed that Mel Gibson's Apocalypto and Clint Eastwood's Letters from Iwo Jima are included in the best foreign-language category. The complete nominations can be found here. Some notable omissions though include Ryan Gosling and Shareeka Epps for Half Nelson (did they really nominate Will Smith in place of Gosling?) and Steve Carell (and really everyone else except for Toni Collette) for Little Miss Sunshine.

12 December 2006

What's Cookin'?

Allow me to be completely shallow for (at least) one post. I'm hopped up on cold medication, can't sleep, and have been listening to too much Vincent Gallo - so I decided to dedicate a post to twenty-five cinema-type people that tickle my fancy. I've browsed endlessly for suitable photos and hope that you can find out that - hey - we have a crush or two in common. Naturally, I didn't include people who are just simply easy on the eyes as that would be boring. I have varying degrees of admiration for these people and not just aesthetically. So enjoy my first blog where I finally just shut up (or, shut up more than usual).

Melvil Poupaud
(Time to Leave, Time Regained, Le divorce)

Chloë Sevigny
(The Brown Bunny, Boys Don't Cry, Dogville)

Rossy de Palma
(Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, The Loss of Sexual Innocence, Kika)

Maggie Cheung
(In the Mood for Love, Irma Vep, Clean)

Lior Ashkenazi
(Walk on Water, Late Marriage)

Liv Ullmann
(Persona, Scenes from a Marriage, The Passion of Anna)

Takeshi Kaneshiro
(Chungking Express, House of Flying Daggers, Returner)

Eduardo Noriega
(Open Your Eyes, Novo, Burnt Money)

Eloy Azorín
(All About My Mother, Warriors, Juana la loca)

Michelle Reis
(Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls, Flowers of Shanghai)

Sook-yin Lee
(Shortbus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch)


Justin Theroux
(Mulholland Drive, The Baxter, Six Feet Under)

Bryce Dallas Howard
(Manderlay, The Village, Lady in the Water)

Alain Delon
(Purple Noon, L'eclisse, Le samouraï)

Jennifer Connelly
(Little Children, Dark City, House of Sand and Fog)

Samantha Morton
(Morvern Callar, Sweet and Lowdown, In America)

Tilda Swinton
(Orlando, Teknolust, Female Perversions)

Jason Statham
(The Transporter, The Transporter 2, The Italian Job)

Monica Vitti
(L'avventura, Red Desert, L'eclisse)

Nicolas Duvauchelle
(Trouble Every Day, À tout de suite, Eager Bodies)

Asia Argento
(The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, Scarlet Diva, Queen Margot)

Isabelle Huppert
(The Piano Teacher, Time of the Wolf, Madame Bovary)

Romain Duris
(The Beat That My Heart Skipped, Exiles, The Crazy Stranger)

Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi
(Cote d'Azur, Time to Leave, It's Easier for a Camel)

Béatrice Dalle
(Betty Blue, Clean, Trouble Every Day)

11 December 2006

More Awards

New York Film Critics Circle:

Best Film: United 93 - dir. Paul Greengrass
Runners-Up: The Queen - dir. Stephen Frears, The Departed - dir. Martin Scorsese

Best Director: Martin Scorsese (The Departed)
Runners-Up: Stephen Frears (The Queen), Clint Eastwood (Letters from Iwo Jima)

Best Non-Fiction Film: Deliver Us from Evil - dir. Amy Berg
Runners-Up: Borat - dir. Larry Charles, An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim

Best Foreign Language Film: Army of Shadows (L'armée des ombres) - dir. Jean-Pierre Melville
Runners-Up: Volver - dir. Pedro Almodóvar, The Death of Mr. Lazarescu [Moartea domnului Lazarescu] - dir. Cristi Puiu

Best Animated Feature: Happy Feet - dir. George Miller
Runners-Up: A Scanner Darkly - dir. Richard Linklater, Cars - dir. John Lasseter, Joe Ranft

Best Actor: Forrest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)
Runners-Up: Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson), Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)
Runners-Up: Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal), Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada)

Best Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children)
Runners-Up: Eddie Murphy (Dreamgirls), Steve Carell (Little Miss Sunshine)

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)
Runners-Up: Shareeka Epps (Half Nelson), Catherine O'Hara (For Your Consideration)

Best Cinematography: Guillermo Navarro (Pan's Labyrinth)
Runners-Up: Curse of the Golden Flower, Children of Men

Best Screenplay: Peter Morgan (The Queen)
Runners-Up: The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine

Thoughts:

Very little, as I'm battling a serious cold right now. However, I did finally throw away my reservations and watched United 93 last night, which was absolutely riveting. I would like to flesh out a real review for it, but in the state I'm in, I'm just happy these film circles keep throwing out awards so I don't have to do my job. I just wish one of these circles would shake things up a bit. Maybe give it to Helen for Shadowboxer, instead of The Queen. Or better yet, just award her that prize you forgot to give her 8 years ago with Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Someone better start showin' some love to my girl Macy Gray soon is all I'm sayin'.

Oh, fashion...

The Devil Wears Prada - dir. David Frankel - 2006 - USA

That The Devil Wears Prada is not a good film may not come as much of a surprise, but that The Devil Wears Prada features Meryl Streep in one of her most complex roles may. The film is rigidly formulaic: small-town girl with ambition arrives to the Big Apple to be swallowed whole. Yet sometimes a film can overcome its pitfalls and stand as something truly remarkable. The Devil Wears Prada could never be called boring, but it falls into the trappings of most conventional Hollywood films. Our protagonist Andy (Anne Hathaway) is so painfully idealistic that her very downfall and rebirth could be seen before even viewing the film. Plucky Andy, a size six, accidentally lands a job at Runway Magazine, the pinnacle of haute culture New York fashion, to gather references in her goal in becoming an important journalist. Stealing the job from the herds of more fashionably inclined young women, Andie becomes the assistant for the magazine’s maven (or Nazi, if you will) of glamour, Miranda Priestly (Streep). Miranda puts her new assistant through rings of fire, causing the naïve Andy to lose sight of what really matters in her life. Blah, blah, blah. You know what’s going to happen going into the film, so why bore you with plot details? The Devil Wears Prada is all about Meryl Streep and Marilyn Priestly, and I’ll spend the rest of this review talking about that.

Streep’s top-billing over Hathaway has little to do with screen time as it does prestige. She’s easily the supporting character here, and this is all the better. Marilyn Priestly doesn’t exist so much as a character as she does a myth. Her actions are inhumane, her disposition cruel. With the combined force of David Frankel’s direction and Aline Brosh McKenna’s screenplay, based on the novel by Lauren Weisberger, Marilyn Priestly always stays firmly in the background, even when she’s mouthing cruel insults at her staff. She’s like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, an ominous, impermeable figure, hidden in the shadows. We, the audience, like Andy, are never given the “in” on what sort of a person she might be when she’s not wearing her fashion like battle armor. With this positioning of Marilyn within the film, she becomes an eternally fascinating figure. While on a date talking with another fashion big wig (Simon Baker), Andy states exactly what should make Marilyn such a complex figure: she’s a woman in a man’s position, therefore being dubbed “ice queen” and “bitch” when words like “skillful” and “professional” would be attached to a man in her shoes. Granted, they wouldn’t look nearly as good. However, if this were simply it, the film would have become preachy and uninteresting. Instead, Marilyn becomes a figure of high intrigue and fascination, whether she be man or woman. The Devil Wears Prada may present itself as a piece of fluff, but you’d be surprised how much it has to say about the face and design of power and how richly fascinating a study that can be.

Some More Awards for You

The Los Angeles Film Critics Association, along with the New York Film Critics Online, the Washington DC Area Film Critics, the Boston Society of Film Critics, announced their end-of-the-year awards yesterday, favoring (surprise) Stephen Frears' The Queen and being the second to name Letters from Iwo Jima as the best film of the year. In other news, AFI named their 10 best film of the year, but, really, who cares about them? Just in case you do, the awards are as follows.

LAFCA:

Best Picture: Letters from Iwo Jima - dir. Clint Eastwood
Runner Up: The Queen - dir. Stephen Frears

Best Director: Paul Greengrass (United 93)
Runner-Up: Clint Eastwood (Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers)

Best Actor: (tie) Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat), Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)
Runner-Up: Penélope Cruz (Volver)

Best Supporting Actor: Michael Sheen (The Queen)
Runner-Up: Sergi López (Pan's Labyrinth)

Best Supporting Actress: Luminiţa Gheorghiu (The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu [Moartea domnului Lăzărescu])
Runner-Up: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)

Screenplay: Peter Morgan (The Queen)
Runner-Up: Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine)

Foreign Language Film: The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen) - dir. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Runner-Up: Volver - dir. Pedro Almodóvar

Documentary/Non-Fiction Film: An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim
Runner-Up: Darwin's Nightmare - dir. Hubert Sauper

Production Design: Eugenio Caballero (Pan's Labyrinth)
Runner-Up: Jim Clay, Veronica Falzon, Geoffrey Kirkland (Children of Men)

Animated Film: Happy Feet - dir. George Miller
Runner-Up: Cars - dir. John Lasseter, Joe Ranft

Music: Alexandre Desplat (The Painted Veil and The Queen)
Runner-Up: Thomas Newman (The Good German and Little Children)

Cinematography: Emmanuel Lubezki (Children of Men)
Runner-Up: Tom Stern (Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers)

New Generation Award: Micharl Arndt, Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris (Little Miss Sunshine)

Independent/Experimental: (tie) Old Joy - dir. Kelly Reichardt, In Between Days - dir. So Yong Kim

NYFCO:

Best Picture: The Queen

Best Director: Stephen Frears (The Queen)

Best Actor: Forrest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)

Supporting Actor: Michael Sheen (The Queen)

Supporting Actress: (tie) Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls), Catherine O'Hara (For Your Consideration)

Screenplay: Peter Morgan (The Queen)

Ensemble Cast: Abigail Breslin, Greg Kinnear, Steve Carrell, Toni Collette, Paul Dano, Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine)

Debut as Director: Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris (Little Miss Sunshine)

Breakthrough Performance: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)

Cinematography: Dick Pope (The Illusionist)

Score: Philip Glass (The Illusionist)

Documentary: An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim

Animated Film: Happy Feet - dir. George Miller

Foreign-Language: Pan's Labyrinth (El labertino del Fauno) - dir. Guillermo del Toro

The 10 Best Films of 2006 (the rest listed alphabetically):
The Queen
Babel - dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu
The Fountain - dir. Darren Aronofsky
Inland Empire - dir. David Lynch
Little Children - dir. Todd Field
Little Miss Sunshine - dir. Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
Pan's Labyrinth - dir. Guillermo del Toro
Thank You For Smoking - dir. Jason Reitman
Volver - dir. Pedro Almodóvar
Water - dir. Deepa Mehta

WDCAFC:

Best Film: United 93 - dir. Paul Greengrass

Best Actor: Forrest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)

Best Supporting Actor: Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond)

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls)

Best Director: Martin Scorsese (The Departed)

Best Original Screenplay: Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine)

Best Adapted Screenplay: Jason Reitman (Thank You for Smoking)

Best Foreign Film: Pan's Labyrinth (El laberinto del Fauno) - dir. Guillermo del Toro

Best Animated Feature: Happy Feet - dir. George Miller

Best Documentary: An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim

Best Ensemble: Little Miss Sunshine

Best Art Direction: Marie Antoinette

BSFC:

Best Picture: The Departed - dir. Martin Scorsese
Runner-Up: United 93 - dir. Paul Greengrass

Best Director: Martin Scorsese (The Departed)
Runner-Up: Paul Greengrass (United 93)

Best Actor: Forrest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)
Runner-Up: Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)
Runner-Up: Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal)

Best Supporting Actor: Mark Wahlberg (The Departed)
Runners-Up: Michael Sheen (The Queen), Alec Baldwin (The Departed, Running with Scissors, and The Good Shepherd)

Best Supporting Actress: Shareeka Epps (Half Nelson)
Runner-Up: Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada)

Best Ensemble Cast: United 93
Runner-Up: The Departed

Best Screenplay: William Monahan (The Departed)
Runner-Up: Peter Morgan (The Queen)

Best Foreign Film: Pan's Labyrinth (El laberinto del Fauno) - dir. Guillermo del Toro
Runner-Up: Volver - dir. Pedro Almodóvar

Best Documentary: (tie) Deliver Us from Evil - dir. Amy Berg, Shut Up and Sing - dir. Barbara Kopple, Cecilia Peck
Runner-Up: 51 Birch Street - dir. Doug Block

Best New Filmmaker: Ryan Fleck (Half Nelson)
Runner-Up: Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris (Little Miss Sunshine)

Best Cinematography: Guillermo Navarro (Pan's Labyrinth)
Runners-Up: Stuart Dryburgh (The Painted Veil), Xiaoding Zhao (Curse of the Golden Flower)

AFI:

The 10 Best Films of the Year (Alphabetically):
Babel - dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Islam - dir. Larry Charles
The Devil Wears Prada - dir. David Frankel
Dreamgirls - dir. Bill Condon
Half Nelson - dir. Ryan Fleck
Happy Feet - dir. George Miller
Inside Man - dir. Spike Lee
Letters from Iwo Jima - dir. Clint Eastwood
Little Miss Sunshine - dir. Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
United 93 - dir. Paul Greengrass

Thoughts:

The Best Actor and Actress race has become obnoxiously boring, as both Forrest Whitaker and Helen Mirren have won what looks to be every prize awarded so far. I would be upset with this, had Mirren ever won an Oscar. Just watch the trailer for Shadowboxer where the credits read, "Academy Award Winner Cuba Gooding, Jr." and "Academy Award Nominee Helen Mirren." What sort of world do we live in where Cuba Gooding Jr. is an Oscar winner and not Helen Mirren? So, I won't complain too much, though I do have my fingers crossed for Penélope Cruz, who, with one single swoop, has converted me into a die-hard fan thanks to Volver. Cruz looks to be Mirren's only threat in the Best Actress category, as long as Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada goes for Supporting Actress. We all know that the Academy loves her so much, they might even nominate her if she did a sequel to She-Devil. Jennifer Hudson (pictured above) and Catherine O'Hara seem to be the big ones in the Supporting Actress category, as I'm sure the Academy will not recognize Luminita Gheorghiu for The Death of Mr. Lăzărescu. The Supporting Actor category looks really up in the air, though Michael Sheen as Tony Blair in The Queen and Djimon Hounsou in Blood Diamond look like front-runners. Spain appears to have the Best Foreign Film category locked, whether they choose Pan's Labyrinth or Volver as their selection, and United 93 is emerging as the real surprise in this end-of-the-year awards season. While I have no doubt that The Departed will get a nod for Best Film and Director, the Boston Society of Film Critics went for the jugular in their picks, singing out the gritty Departed, raw United 93, and rough Half Nelson as their big winners, adhering to the city's stereotypes. The New York Film Circle, one of the more respectable of the circles, will announce their awards later today, so expect Mirren and Whitaker to bag a few more prizes, and we'll see whether Eastwood's Iwo Jima will take another best film nod.

08 December 2006

It's Looking Official

According to tvshowsondvd.com, it looks just about official that Twin Peaks season 2 will finally be released on DVD in April. Though we all know season 2 is inferior to season 1, it still has some amazing episodes, notably the season premiere and the episode where "Bob" strikes again. Unfortunately, the Artisan set of season 1 is out of print, so let's hope Paramount's got a full box on the horizon. For now, just be happy that it might actually happen.

Short Cuts 8 December 2007

Idlewild - dir. Bryan Barber - 2006 - USA

Here’s the bad news first. Macy Gray, as (surprise) a boozy lounge singer, does not come near matching her brilliant performance in Shadowboxer here. The good news? No chance for another Oscar nomination to cancel her out (though, really, who wouldn’t vote for her in Shadowboxer?) Actually, the real bad news about Idlewild has nothing to do with Macy Gray, but that the film is a total dud. The musical numbers may be snappy, but they’re also really run-of-the-mill. André Benjamin and Antwon “Big Boi” Patton might have made for charismatic leads in a far better production. I can’t tell you how many people would have much rather seen a film adaptation of Outkast’s Speakerboxxx and The Love Below than this undercooked Prohibition-era musical.

Cote d'Azur (Crustacés et coquillages) - dir. Olivier Ducastel, Jacques Martineau - 2005 - France

Why does the term French sex romp flow from the tongue so easily? Perhaps because all three words are synonymous with one another (though we could probably attach a whole different set of words with “French”). From the boys who brought us The Adventures of Félix (Drôle de Félix), My Life on Ice (Ma vraie vie à Rouen), and Jeanne and the Perfect Guy (Jeanne et le garçcon formidable), Cote d’Azur (or, literally, Seafood and Shellfish - with this and Le temps qui reste, Strand Releasing has a tendency to fuck up translations) finds an affluent family vacationing in the south of France. Béatrix (the lovely Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi) is the free-spirited young mother, terribly “tolerant” due to her Dutch family lineage as she constantly reassures her husband throughout the film. Her husband Marc (Gilbert Melki) is alternately tightly-wound, always keeping himself busy with Mr. Fix It projects. Their teenage son Charly (Romain Torres) has created a jerk-off chamber in the shower, frequently causing the hot water tank to run dry. There’s a teenage daughter as well, but she disappears in the first twenty minutes to fuck a dreamy motorcyclist in Portugal. Charly invites his gay friend Martin (Edouard Collin) to stay with the family, raising suspicions from his mother and father about his sexuality. As he’s coldly androgynous and closed off from his parents, Béatrix and Marc suspect he might be a little light in the loafers, which appears to affect them little. Ducastel and Martineau create such a wonderfully whimsical and refreshing world with Cote d’Azur, just as they did in their gentle and moving Félix; the world of Cote d’Azur is one without real consequences as the characters, especially Béatrix, seem to enjoy one another’s company so much that their fuck-ups really don’t matter. Bruni-Tedeschi, an Italian/French actress/director, really steals the film here, though the rest of the cast is quite good. Once her other lover shows up, Bruni-Tedeschi, sensuous and youthful, revel in her teenage-like affair. Sexual liaisons in Cote d’Azur are never depicted as dirty or wrong, even in the instance of extramarital affairs and gay cruising; instead, they blossom onscreen like fresh, exotic flowers. It may come as a surprise that the film has a striking depth about human and familial relations, but it certainly won’t surprise you when the entire cast breaks out in song and dance before the credits roll.

Miami Vice - dir. Michael Mann - 2006 - USA

Your reservations in seeing a film adaptation of the now-silly Don Johnson television series, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, are duly noted. But in the hands of Michael Mann, who co-wrote some episodes of the show, Miami Vice is actually one of the better films of the year. That Miami Vice isn’t as good as Mann’s Heat isn’t so much a criticism as an observation, as Heat was truly one of the finest films of the 1990s (and perhaps the last great film Pacino or De Niro will ever make). Foxx and Farrell play undercover cops, named the same from the television show but baring little resemblance to them in terms of character and even race. Really, you can forget that this film has anything to do with that TV show, because the similarities end there. The two cops, with the aid of the undercover team (28 Days Later’s Naomie Harris, Justin Theroux, Elizabeth Rodriguez, and Domenick Lombardozzi), try to find out what went wrong with a police sting that resulted in the death of two cops. The pair successfully make their way “in” with a Columbian drug trade, headed in part by the stunning and mysterious Isabella (Gong Li, impressive despite learning her lines phonetically). Mann has a way of crafting some of the most tense and raw sequences you’ll ever see in a film of this type; one in which the agents have to rescue one of their own is especially nail-biting. Though his strength lies there, he also balances the action with a surprisingly effective doomed love tale between Farrell and Li, an act that should have slowed the film down but somehow ripened it. Miami Vice had disaster written all over it, so you can now note that your reservations really don’t hold up anymore.

20 Centimeters (20 centímetros) - dir. Ramón Salazar - 2005 - Spain/France

As the third musical that I‘ve reviewed in this post (though don‘t you think Miami Vice might have been a little better had the drug lords greeted Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell in a lush Busby Berkeley number?), 20 Centimeters is one of the liveliest, most entertaining films I‘ve seen in a long while. Marietta (Mónice Cervera) is a narcoleptic transvestite who turns tricks to pay for her sex change. More Björk in Dancer in the Dark (if Lars von Trier had actually cared about her) than Hedwig, Marietta dreams up elaborate Rogers & Hammerstein musical numbers when she passes out, singing to the tunes of Queen and Madonna, to name a few. Her narcolepsy is both a curse and blessing, keeping her from holding respectable jobs, yet permitting her to act out her high ambitions in dream state. Her penis, too, comes as both a blessing and a curse, as she’s equipped with roughly eight inches (this is where the title comes from) of manhood, holding her back from becoming the true woman she is, but attracting the attention of dreamboat Raul (Pablo Puyol). Marietta lives her life despite such daunting contradictions, eventually hoping to move to Brazil with her neighbor Berta (Concha Galá) and moving away from her tiny apartment she shared with swindling dwarf Tomás (Miguel O’Dogherty). Salazar, writing and directing his second feature, manages to create a sincere depth to his characters through their flaws. From obese, unwed mothers to hyper-critical midgets to well-endowed tranny hookers, these characters find solace in one another and their grand ambitions. Salazar also peppers the film with delightful cameos from the likes of supermodel and Almodóvar favorite Rossy de Palma as a post-op hooker, Lola Dueñas (Volver) as a bitter fruit and vegetable saleswoman, and pop star Najwa Nimri (Sex and Lucía, Open Your Eyes) as a matter-of-fact prostitute with bunny ears and a bun in the oven. There’s always a looming harshness to what goes on in 20 Centimeters, but Salazar never presents this world as bleak; it’s a place where people’s dreams keep them alive just as much as their beating hearts.

07 December 2006

Let the awards begin...

The National Board of Review, always the first to dish out the end-of-the-year awards, named Clint Eastwood's Letters from Iwo Jima the best film of 2006. Iwo Jima is the sequel to his Flags of Our Fathers which tanked at the box office earlier this year. The National Board of Review rarely sets the stage for the Academy Awards, so we'll see what happens when the other awards roll out.

The awards are as follows:

Best Film: Letters from Iwo Jima - dir. Clint Eastwood

Best Actor: Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland)

Best Actress: Helen Mirren (The Queen)

Best Supporting Actor: Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond)

Best Supporting Actress: Catherine O'Hara (For Your Consideration)

Best Director: Martin Scorsese (The Departed)

Best Foreign Film: Volver - dir. Pedro Almodóvar

Best Animated Film: Cars - dir. John Lasseter, Joe Ranft

Best Documentary: An Inconvenient Truth - dir. Davis Guggenheim

The 10 Best Films of 2006 (the rest listed alphabetically):
Letters from Iwo Jima
Babel - dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu
Blood Diamond - dir. Edward Zwick
The Departed - dir. Martin Scorsese
The Devil Wears Prada - dir. David Frankel
Flags of Our Fathers - dir. Clint Eastwood
The History Boys - dir. Nicholas Hytner
Little Miss Sunshine - dir. Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
Notes on a Scandal - dir. Richard Eyre
The Painted Veil - dir. John Curran

As you can guess, I'm pretty weary of these awards, though I'm pleased (and not surprised) to see Volver winning in the best foreign film category. I really must be in the minority with a lot of films as I thought O'Hara was uncomfortable in Consideration and thought Cars sucked. In the case of Cars though, it has little competition in its category; its only potential opponents would be DreamWorks' Over the Hedge and Richard Linklater's A Scanner Darkly. You may remember though that Linklater's superior Waking Life wasn't nominated in the Academy's first Best Animated Feature category; instead, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius was. This will likely be the first of many awards for Mirren, who's the front-runner for Best Actress this year. It'll hopefully be the last of the awards handed out to Babel, but that's just wishful thinking.

05 December 2006

You taste of America

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - dir. Adam McKay - 2006 - USA

I've been accused of many things. One of these things would be a stubbornness when it comes to the crazy successful "buddy flicks" from the likes of Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, and Owen Wilson. Talladega Nights is the latest of the pack (or, hell, maybe another one has come out already and I forgot about it, there's usually at least four or five a year), the new breed of American comedy that gets together a bunch of friends in a series of variety-esque sketches thinly-wound to a forgettable story about underdog redemption or the importance of friends or, most nauseatingly, a love story. Thankfully, Talladega Nights more accurately fits the mold of a silly parody like Team America: World Police than Starsky & Hutch. Unfortunately, it fits into the mold of something as unsatisfying and obvious as Team America: World Police. Ferrell plays Ricky Bobby, a dim-witted freedom-fries breed of American who was born to race. The film very quickly speeds through his ascension to the top and focuses on his fall from grace to the hands of gay Eurotrash racer Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen) and his eventual return to the NASCAR tracks. Written by Ferrell and director McKay, the film's almost refreshingly tongue-in-cheek, a successful parody of shitty Hollywood inspirational pictures that unfortunately just didn't make me laugh.

Ricky Bobby is the perfect hero of a film like Talladega Nights, a character void of any intellect or culture with a drive to be the best as his sole attribute. Like Team America, Talladega Nights is so faithful to the shitty films that it's mocking that you nearly forget that it's making fun of them; also like Team America, it's parody is easy, pointing its finger at the wretched formulas of Hollywood and the stupidity of America. Talladega Nights is the common man's tale of the American dream with a happy ending, something Arthur Miller would have probably despised. With every frame adorned with tacky product placement, its satire is facile and its jokes obvious; when Ricky Bobby decides to have a night of "fancy eatin'" with his mother (Jane Lynch), estranged father (Gary Cole), and two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, an exterior shot of Applebee's causes more rolled-eyes than belly laughs. While sprinkled with a few fine smaller roles like the wonderful Amy Adams or misplaced cameos (Elvis Costello, Mos Def), Talladega Nights, with a DVD running time of over two hours, feels exhausting despite its light weight. You'd think a film that casually throws around references to The Golden Girls, Tawny Kitaen, The Pet Shop Boys, and even Gérard Depardieu might elicit a few clever laughs from me, but unfortunately, I sat on my sofa silent, always aware of the running time on my DVD player.

02 December 2006

Short Cuts - 2 December 2007

As December is my busy month of film viewing, I figured I'd just post a few sentences and such on the films I viewed within the past two days. I may flesh some of these out at a later date, but I have a stack of DVDs sitting next to me that won't quit yelling at me.

Sorry, Haters - dir. Jeff Stanzler - 2005 - USA

Allow me to introduce you to the 9/11 exploitation film. Unfortunately, it’s not as exciting as it sounds; it has yet to include a deeply offensive gore-fest about a man who goes on a killing/raping spree as the planes hit the towers. Instead, we’re stuck with unnecessary films like Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center and, here, Sorry, Haters. Don’t get this confused with World Trade Center though, as the only good thing about Sorry, Haters is that it never once tries to milk your sympathy or emotions; it’s an admirably mean-spirited and clunky film that isn’t sure if it’s meant to be an important statement on racism post-9/11 or a ludicrous comedy about the psychological effects on a woman in the corporate world. Robin Wright Penn stars as an emotionally unstable woman who deceives and manipulated a poor Muslim cab driver (Abdel Kechiche) whose brother has been deported to Syria. The film begins promisingly exploring the deep-seeded guilt of a woman whose television programming has just amplified the self-hatred in the youth of America (this is where the silly title comes from), yet Stanzler is more concerned with surprises and obnoxious deceit instead of any honest character study. Stanzler justifies Wright Penn's actions with a stupid connection the 9/11 attacks, and you can't help but think he's trying to say something powerful there. I wish I could give away the ending, but that would just ruin the only joyous moment in Sorry, Haters, but trust me, it’s a doozy, even if I have no idea what Stanlzer wanted to say with it. I also wish I could recommend Sorry, Haters in the same way I did with Shadowboxer, but unfortunately you have to sit through the rest of the annoying film to truly appreciate the hilarious explosion of an ending.

Shem - dir. Caroline Roboh - 2004 - UK/Israel

I hate to criticize a film on its financial limitations, but that hardly excuses the awfulness that is Shem. Not only is the film ugly to look at, which is surprising considering its handsome pan-European settings, but the entire production feels amateurish. The writing is bland, the dialogue horrible, the premise absurd, and the acting painful. Ash Newman plays Daniel, a sort of devious Casanova, minus the charm, who has been sent on a mission by his Jewish grandmother to find the grave of her estranged father. This adventure, of course, serves as a lesson-learning, self-examination for the supercilious Daniel, who begins to question his heritage all while bedding numerous English-speaking women and men throughout Europe. As if Roboh doesn’t trust her audience or, most likely, herself, she feels the need to scream the word “Jew” all over the screenplay, nearly getting the point of having a line like, “Hi, I’m Daniel, arrogant Brit who denies his Jewish heritage and fucks both men and women.” There is a rather humorous scene where a woman who looks like Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous as played by Chiara Mastroianni cruises Daniel in a Jewish museum. The woman reeks of parody, a hush-voiced Eurotrash vixen with a hideous pastel skirt seeking out her prey like a wild boar. Like Sorry, Haters, moments like this are agonizingly few and only exist because they come from a wildly untrained and inept “writer/director.”

The Double Life of Véronique (La double vie de Véronique / Podwójne zycie Weroniki)- dir. Krzysztof Kieslowski - 1991 - France/Poland/Norway

The first of a string of masterworks by the late Kieslowski (if you forget about White), The Double Life of Véronique is his first trek outside of Poland, where he seemed stuck making mostly uninteresting films with no cross over-potential (The Decalogue being the exception). Likely due to the influence of the French financers or Kieslowski's own artistic experimentation, The Double Life of Véronique is blissfully cinematic, with a haunting, gorgeous score by Zbigniew Preisner and innovative, impressive cinematography from Slawomir Idziak. Starring Irène Jacob as both Polish opera singer Weronika and French music teacher Véronique, the film explores the inner workings of the universe between these two women, emotionally bound together though never actually meeting. The structure is fascinating as it never really follows a formula you’d expect from a film like this, but most importantly, it’s a beautifully executed examination on metaphysics and fate, so infinitely more resonant and effective that tripe like Amèlie. Expect my own further examination on this film at a later date.

Time to Leave (Le temps qui reste) - dir. François Ozon - 2005 - France

Would it surprise you that a respected French filmmaker, like Ozon, would reinterpret a genre like women’s melodramas of the 1950s into a quiet, gentle character study filled with static close-ups? Probably not, though it’s likely if you’re basing your opinion of Ozon on his successful, over-the-top 8 Women (8 femmes), but to a French film nerd like myself, I expected no less. Sort of a sequel to his ravishing Under the Sand (Sous le sable), Le temps qui reste (literally, The Time that Remains) follows thirty-one-year-old fashion photographer Romain (Melvil Poupaud) in the final stage of his life after finding out he has terminal cancer. While I enjoyed Isabel Coixet’s My Life Without Me which followed Sarah Polley through a similar grief process, Ozon’s film is softer and more restrained. Romain coasts through the film in a series of conflicting epiphanies with his family, his boyfriend, career, and, naturally, himself. The legendary Jeanne Moreau is effective as his aging grandmother, the only person he feels comfortable telling about his imminent fatality. Maybe it was the Benadryl that I took in the middle of the film, but after a rather standard, expected first half, Le temps qui reste eventually blossoms into something truly remarkable. With a schizophrenic filmography, Ozon has made a welcome return to the style that he did best with Under the Sand, stepping far away from the vivacious, but insincere 8 femmes and Swimming Pool or the gimmicky, unsuccessful 5x2. Expect further writings at a later date.

As for which DVDs are yelling at me: I've got Pandora's Box, The Proposition, The Spirit of the Beehive, Three Times, and The Third Generation staring at me now, but you can also expect me to get around to The Conformist, 1900, The Beales of Grey Gardens, Miami Vice, Idlewild, and others in the near future. Wish me luck. Oh, and I hope you wished Woody Allen a happy birthday yesterday.

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