Me (on Hans-Christian Schmid's
Requiem): "Neither chamber drama nor horror film, [
Requiem] is the holy union of
Through a Glass Darkly giving
The Exorcist the friendly reach-around."
Me (on seeing
Black Snake Moan out of early morning boredom): "Seriously lacking in the sizzle and bang I needed to start my day... and why the fuck couldn't they overdub Sam Jackson's wretched singing voice?"
Customer at video store (on
Tideland): "I guess it's official that Terry Gilliam has lost his mind."

On
For Your Consideration:
Cindy: "What a disappointment, I know they can do better."
Nathan: "So uninspired, it hurts..."
Mike: "If this is what Guest plans on doing from now on, he may as well go make
Almost Heroes 2."
Mike (on
He Say, She Say, but What Does God Say?): "My sentiments exactly."
Mike (on
Night of the Living Dorks): "It's just a German teenage sex comedy that happens to include the undead."
Mike (on
Frankenhooker): "It's as good as it sounds."
Mike (on
B.A.P.s): "Hi, Oscar winner Halle Berry, I think this was even less enjoyable than
A Hole in My Heart."
Mike (on
Running with Scissors): "I'd rather chug cock than have to watch this again."
Chris M. (on
Clean, Shaven): "Hey, learn how to shave, you removed your scalp, you weirdo."
Chris M. (on
The Gospel According to St. Matthew): "Sexiest Jesus ever represented on film, hands down."
Tom B. (on
Jesus Camp): "If you want some McGod, you gotta do some cookin! Dreadful documentary, though."
Tom B. (on his two-star
Ghost Rider rating): "An extra star because my girlfriend and I downed a whole bottle of champagne while watching this in the theatre."
Tom B. (on
Notes on a Scandal): "Not good, but oh so deliciously cruel!"
Josh (on
Half Nelson): "With the death of my beloved Anna Nicole, I didn't think life was worth living any more. But this movie makes it so."
I didn't have the surplus of wonderfully clever quotes as I did last time, but expect to see
Requiem and
Half Nelson featured on my Neglected Films of 2006 list that I'm working on now.